Age: 22+ (living)
Penis: Yes
Vagina: Good to have but no
Interest: Home brewing... What else?
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Jeez! my best friend is being featured for this HCG diet product!!!!
She shed 30 pounds in one month! I am so jealous!!!
Damn im getting some of this stuff before spring break gets here.
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6th.
I remember it all so clearly, when we first interacted 3 months back at a funeral. I remember how I’ll sit beside you while watching you photoshop, very intrigued at your skills. I’ll vie with you to click on your portfolio icon, sitting on your desktop. You’ll pull away and black out the…
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Day 1 - ploot ploot ploot
Just reached home from a fruitful day of work and guess what? My home brewed beer has entered The First Stage! Very very cool. Cooler than me. So these are what I’ve observed:
1) Plooting and more plootings, every 5 seconds or so, of gas through the water filled air lock. I feel like I’m a scientist seriously, the air lock resembles those thingies in a chemistry lab, as in those you saw on movies you know? You can see the tiny air locker at the top of the lid. That glassy spiral thingy? Yes, that’s the plooting air locker I’m talking about. Oh by the way the word Ploots is copyright-ed. It’s my dota nick.
2) A thick froth was formed on the surface of the brew as you can see from the photo above, circled with a sexy red circle using my superb mspaint skills. Froth, in case you’re not sure what it is, it is what you call “foam” which appears on the top layer of your beer when you pour your beer out into your glass like a fucking noob. The correct way of pouring beer out without forming some noob froth? Pour it straight into your mouth dude.
Ahh.. So much for the excitment, but as exciting as it is, I’ll now disclose the relationship between me and Say Wee the Brewer.
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He is the owner of http://www.homebrew.com.sg/. I drove down to his store at Telok Blangah Rise, and that’s how I got my home brewing kit. That’s it, end of the relationship HAHAHAHA I’m so sorry I’m so lame. Just go ahead and contact him or something if you got any doubts or questions on home brewing, say is Evan Quek recommended you to him.
That’s all folks. Now let me wait patiently with my beloved Erdinger for The Second Stage.
The Birth of BrewAcxioN
BrewAcxioN was born from the word “Brew” (like duh) and “action”. I wanted it to be BrewAction in the initial stage, pronouced as Brew-wac-tion, so why a stupid Acxion? I started a competitive Counter-Strike team back in my poly days, named it “Team ReacXioN”, in short, Team RXN, and so I thought it will be quite cool to continue this tradition or something.
I was at Clementi MRT Station on this fateful day and I met my BMT buddy Shaowei. Long story short, I decided to take MRT instead of bus that day because I just felt like doing so, and Shaowei happened to take MRT as well because he got his bike crashed. He is currently an Outlet Manager for BATA, and so, with a little bit of spare time on my hands, I went to lim kopi with him at City Hall.
Great to hear that he is doing really well right now, with $3,000+ monthly after CPF contributions and employees’ wages. The best part is BATA is currently looking out for more Oulet Managers still. I’ve decided to give it a shot, this was when “Home Brewing” jumped upon me.
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I went to The Pump Room on one of my client visits the next day, and I was wondering, “What is this fragrance that filled a bar on such a sunny afternoon?” I looked around and I saw a microbrewery, an Ang Moh, and a Burmese (which I later on found out because I can only tell that he is brown). My manager decided to use their laptop to do some urgent matters after meeting up with Chef Eddie. So with this short little free time of mine, I approached them, and asked this question which eventually changed my life from a living dead, to the happy and excited boy I am now. The 1 million dollar question was, “Hey dude, sorry to interrupt you man, but is it possible if I were to brew my own beer at home?”
His answer was… “Yeah dude, that’s how I started.”
“I came from the States.” Well… This is not really important tho.
It struck me like a baseball bat swinging full-fucking-force from an international star striker. I can feel my heart floating and my blood speeding through my veins. I WILL FUCKING DO THIS MAN. This is like the coolest shit that ever happened to me ever since I met my girlfriend (she is still as cool don’t get me wrong). He gave me a few websites to start off with, and here I am, with a home brewing kit in my room, I started brewing my own beer.
I will talk about how I met Neo Say Wee, Brewerks’ brewer, in my next post. For now I gotta run.
Ciaos dudes.
New Front, New Hobby, New Resolve, New Dream.
It has been awhile ain’t it? From my posting as “I Am Shrek Actually” until now.
Just want to record something down in the form of blogging so I won’t forget anything I’m doing for now. Home Brewing. You guessed it. It’s my new found hobby and er… I’m gonna keep track of how I’m pulling it off right here. I’ve even changed my URL and description. Motivated ain’t I?
I didn’t managed to take alot of constructive photos because I had it all bad-planned out I supposed, but I have pictures of me with my home brewing kit. My girlfriend paid half for it, so don’t go confused when occasionally you see a cute little girl among the photos. I promise I will take the whole process down the next time round.
I will talk about how I find this new hobby in my next post because now, when my memory is still fresh, I shall key down some notes worth remembering.
1) I paid $5.50 for a carton of 12 x 1.5 Litres Cactus Mineral Water from ShengSiong.
2) I will be using the come-with-it Dextrose, China Honey Sugar, and pure Sugar Cane Sugar for my 2nd stage fermentation.
3) I brewed at on 6th March 2011. At around 6pm.
4) Try special flavouring for the next brew.
5) My watch is still at Bishan Stadium’s gym.
Sorry to make use of this chance to include the 5th point, but that watch basically costs $350+ and I really think that I should get it back at some point of my life.
Anyway I’m going to sleep now, abit abrupt, no choice, my office is in Tuas and I stay like 1 hour and 40 mins bus ride away from Tuas. Good night fabulous friends.
Shrek
You like the solitude and are proud of it. People don’t quite understand you but you don’t mind and you like it that way. However, deep inside you enjoy company no matter how much it annoys you. People love to see you happy and are proud that you are their friend. The friends you make, are most likely to last you for life.
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And that’s me basically.
Can you tell whether the sun is orange or is it yellow?
I can’t make out what is this liquid gunning down my gullet, but the flaming sensation down from the throat right up to the chest is definitely satisfying. I always got this problem of not believing in you know.. people, products, services and stuff. Even though I just poured out this glass from a cute little short bottle which has a big ‘Dry Gin’ smacked right at the centre, it certainly tastes like vodka to me. Or maybe I’m just not alcoholic enough to differentiate between a dry fucking gin and a vodka.
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Let’s start off. The one big difference between a sun and a moon is obvious, like duh. But this is how you feel. You will tell me… OF COURSE THE SUN IS FUCKING DIFFERENT FROM THE MOON LA!! But can you really tell me the differences? You’ll start to work your brains, you’ll start to rack up all your primary school science knowledge. Okay this is not the main point.
The main point which I want to illustrate through this primary school science question is actually very simple. Take a good look at the Sun right now. Every single mofos on this Earth needs the Sun, we look up to it, and we revolve around it. Although sometimes we curse and swear because the weather is too hot, we know deep down we will all go 6 feet under without the Sun. Now look at the Moon. The Moon is nice, it’s peaceful. We talk about it when it’s a full Moon. We enjoy bathing in the Moonlight as much as we enjoy a late night alcohol party under the Moonshine. But. We don’t revolve around it.
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Just take a step back, sit back, throw in a glass of dry gin which tastes like vodka, and start asking yourself.. If you aspire to be a goddamn fucking leader, would you rather be the Sun, or would you rather be the Moon. I’m positive that anybody who will be reading this post is smart enough to understand the moral of the story.
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Cheers. :)
Okay Alright, Alright Okay.
First of all, I would like to give my thanks out to this glass of Baileys, from the bottle which mysteriously appeared in my kitchen cabinet. Should’nt I be giving thanks to the person who left it in there? Oh well… Thanks. Juice to you.
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It has been 4 days working now. Here’s a summary.
First day I got zero sales, I thought I suck.
Second day I got 1 big customer, closed and done, things are getting better.
Third day WOW DOUBLE UP THE CHIPS BABY. I got 2 sales, and I think to myself hey.. I got talent in this. I’m gonna double the chips again tomorrow. Let’s make it 4, like what most of the better ones are pulling every day.
Today, 1 bigger customer. That’s it. Maybe I got lucky the day before. DELAYED NEGATIVITY BEAM IGNITER. « Paul, you should find this quite familiar.
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So thoughts start flowing in you know like start thinking of you know like greater the expectations the harder you fall you know like when am I gonna be one of the highrollers who are earning 1.5k every single week, and that’s without bonus of at least $250 every single fucking week yah.
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Tomorrow will be a better day? Ya my arse. Tomorrow IS a better day.
BRIGHT FUTURE AHEAD
My fellow buddy Paul said this to me earlier this week through fb messaging, and the title was as shown, “BRIGHT FUTURE AHEAD.” Power la. In any case it motivated me much. Thanks bud!
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So he said…
“Yeah man sounds like youre all ready and determined to kick some serious ass out there. Sales is a great skill to pick up. Because a 1337 sales person is one who can sell just about anything; you will never be out of a job! Plus the crazy commissions people would pay to push products. I hope you enter the bank one day to push financial products. haha Bankers are really just overglorified sales people with a nice degree on their walls. haha “
Of course he didn’t bold that part out in the message, it’ll look stupid if he did. But that really struck me in my balls when I read that part. I think 2 years of NS has turned me dumb from all the heat trapped under the helmet oven-ing my brains, and the dreaded camouflaging cream which I think had kinda diffused their way into my brain through my forehead thus making it to malfunction because my brain is not white anymore it’s like black and green… striped. Luckily mine wasn’t as bad as you know… Those sign on-ed retards. I bet some of them even have mud and grass diffused into theirs which explains why they’re all so retarded.
I was thinking to myself say “Hey! I can do this.” Previously I made a deal with this wise guy over fb. I told him, “hey dude, when you’re back from aussie in Dec I would’ve been earning 4k per month already la.” and he said he shall see me doing that. What a retarded guy how can a diploma holder like me earn 4k per month in 3 months time upon ORD-ing?! But then again………
NAHH OF COURSE I CAN, AND I’LL SHOW IT TO THE WORLD HOW IT’S DONE. Heh heh heh.
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Well our fb conversation ended with him saying this anyway, ”PLEASE GO OUT THERE AND SHOW THEM HOW ITS DONE/” wanted to put it as this tumblr entry’s title, but as you can see he left a “/” there, mind you it’s not my typo it’s his, so i decided to use the title of the fb message instead.
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All in all, I know things will get better now. I’m a born talker, and I love being a Sagittarius.
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